Husband/Wife Tango – You’ve Been Cheating On Me!

Husband/Wife Tango – You’ve Been Cheating On Me!

A conversation between Boo and Bae written by Pastor Dunamis Okunowo

Husband: Hey dear, you look so beautiful
Wife: Wow

Husband: You are the best

Wife: Uumh, tell me more

Husband: But I wish you can change
Wife: Hey, you spoilt it all

Husband: Wait now?

Wife: Ok, change what?

Husband: I wish you can still smile the way you used to smile when I first met you

Wife: I am smiling now

Husband: You were happy before

Wife: I have one wish as well

Husband: There you go, is it competition?

Wife: You said yours, let me say mine too

Husband: Ok, say it, but I already know what you want to say 

Wife: That is the problem. How can you say you know, dear? Are you the Holy Spirit?

Husband: oh sorry, say it

Wife: I don’t feel like saying it again

Husband: Ah ah… oya feel now?

Wife: I can’t even remember what I want to say again.

Husband: Na wa o

Wife: You have spoilt the mood.

Husband: Lord deliver me

Wife: Yes, you need deliverance 

Husband: You nko?

Wife: Yes! I remember what I want to say now

Husband: I am all ears 

Wife: But you are pressing your phone 

Husband: Let me quickly reply this text

Wife: Oh, that phone or whoever you are replying is more important than me?

Husband: Ah! Lord God Almighty 

Wife: What concerns Lord God Almighty in all this one now?

Husband: I need help ni o

Wife: You really do. Very unromantic husband 

Husband: Ah, you told me I am romantic o! Was that not one of the reasons you married me?
Wife: You USED to be romantic 

Husband: It is still in the blood 

Wife: It is not needed in your blood.

Husband: Okay, I promise to work on that 

Wife: Too many promises 

Husband: Now let me hear what you wanted to say 

Wife: Emmm… I have forgotten it again. You just confuse me 

Husband: Me confuse you? You are too much in love ni
Wife: With who?

Husband: Me now

Wife: I wish 

Husband: So who are you in love with?

Wife: There is one man…

Husband: Yeh, see my life. Who is the man?

Wife: His name is…

Husband: So you have been cheating on me?

Wife: Yes

Husband: Okay, who is the man?

Wife: Jesus 

Husband: You are not serious. I am in love with Jesus too

Wife: Yes I remember what I want to say now. Thank you Jesus 

Husband: What is it?

Wife: You have not been spending time with me

Husband: That’s not true

Wife: Nothing but the truth 

Husband: For example, I have spent three hours with you today 

Wife: Me ke? No oh. 

Husband: We’ve been sitting here together, dear

Wife: Yes we’ve been sitting here together, but you spent most time with your phone 

Husband: It’s for us now…to make money for us 

Wife: And while making the money, you lose your marriage in the process?

Husband: God forbid

Wife: You are losing me dear

Husband: Never, you are too precious

Wife: Prove it, talk is cheap 

Husband: I will prove it 

Wife: How? In your gadgets?

Husband: From today, there will be a rule

Wife: What rule?

Husband: When we are talking or we are together, no gadgets!

Wife: No football matches too 

Husband: Ah, can’t i just check the scores?

Wife: You can check, I will give a two minute break in a one hour window

Husband: Jesu! Ok, I have heard o!

Wife: But you are still checking this phone!

Husband: I bind this phone…

Wife: No need to bind it, just switch it off

Husband: what if I have an important call?

Wife: No call is as important as our call. If it is important, the call will come again 

Husband: ok, dear iPhone, you are dying for some time….

Wife: Good 

Husband: So we can talk now? So what do you want to say?

Wife: Nothing! Just want your undivided attention. 

Husband: For how long?

Wife: You want to spoil the mood again?

Husband: Sorry…I mean..ehmm, I just love you

Wife: Yes, that’s the spirit….

 (thinking) I don enter today!

Wife: (Thinking) I don catch you today!


Pastor Dunamis Tunde Okunowo

Husband of one. Father of Three. Mentor of thousands. Impact to nations. Addicted writer. Web Developer. Pastor at Shouts of Grace Center, Ibadan, Nigeria. Facilitator of Kisses and Huggs Club. Follow on Instagram HERE

This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Dr Chinyere

    In as much as this cracked me up, the message is not lost on me. Humour does help a lot to navigate the difficult crevices of marriage. A couple that knows how to employ it effectively can not be torn apart by any major disagreement.
    May our marriages be filled with laughter. Thanks Pastor Dunamis for the great work you do. Your consistency will distinguish and elevate you among kings

    1. PastorDunamis

      You are welcome, Doc!

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