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Husband/Wife Tango – You’ve Been Cheating On Me!

A conversation between Boo and Bae written by Pastor Dunamis Okunowo

Husband: Hey dear, you look so beautiful
Wife: Wow


Husband: You are the best

Wife: Uumh, tell me more


Husband: But I wish you can change
Wife: Hey, you spoilt it all


Husband: Wait now?

Wife: Ok, change what?

Husband: I wish you can still smile the way you used to smile when I first met you

Wife: I am smiling now

Husband: You were happy before

Wife: I have one wish as well


Husband: There you go, is it competition?

Wife: You said yours, let me say mine too

Husband: Ok, say it, but I already know what you want to say
Wife: That is the problem. How can you say you know, dear? Are you the Holy Spirit?


Husband: oh sorry, say it

Wife: I don’t feel like saying it again


Husband: Ah ah… oya feel now?

Wife: I can’t even remember what I want to say again.


Husband: Na wa o

Wife: You have spoilt the mood.


Husband: Lord deliver me

Wife: Yes, you need deliverance

Husband: You nko?

Wife: Yes! I remember what I want to say now


Husband: I am all ears
Wife: But you are pressing your phone

Husband: Let me quickly reply this text

Wife: Oh, that phone or whoever you are replying is more important than me?


Husband: Ah! Lord God Almighty
Wife: What concerns Lord God Almighty in all this one now?

Husband: I need help ni o

Wife: You really do. Very unromantic husband

Husband: Ah, you told me I am romantic o! Was that not one of the reasons you married me?
Wife: You USED to be romantic

Husband: It is still in the blood
Wife: It is not needed in your blood.

Husband: Okay, I promise to work on that
Wife: Too many promises

Husband: Now let me hear what you wanted to say
Wife: Emmm… I have forgotten it again. You just confuse me

Husband: Me confuse you? You are too much in love ni
Wife: With who?

Husband: Me now

Wife: I wish

Husband: So who are you in love with?

Wife: There is one man…


Husband: Yeh, see my life. Who is the man?

Wife: His name is…


Husband: So you have been cheating on me?

Wife: Yes


Husband: Okay, who is the man?

Wife: Jesus

Husband: You are not serious. I am in love with Jesus too

Wife: Yes I remember what I want to say now. Thank you Jesus

Husband: What is it?

Wife: You have not been spending time with me


Husband: That’s not true

Wife: Nothing but the truth

Husband: For example, I have spent three hours with you today
Wife: Me ke? No oh.

Husband: We’ve been sitting here together, dear

Wife: Yes we’ve been sitting here together, but you spent most time with your phone

Husband: It’s for us now…to make money for us
Wife: And while making the money, you lose your marriage in the process?

Husband: God forbid

Wife: You are losing me dear

Husband: Never, you are too precious

Wife: Prove it, talk is cheap

Husband: I will prove it
Wife: How? In your gadgets?


Husband: From today, there will be a rule

Wife: What rule?


Husband: When we are talking or we are together, no gadgets!

Wife: No football matches too

Husband: Ah, can’t i just check the scores?

Wife: You can check, I will give a two minute break in a one hour window

Husband: Jesu! Ok, I have heard o!

Wife: But you are still checking this phone!

Husband: I bind this phone…

Wife: No need to bind it, just switch it off

Husband: what if I have an important call?

Wife: No call is as important as our call. If it is important, the call will come again

Husband: ok, dear iPhone, you are dying for some time….

Wife: Good

Husband: So we can talk now? So what do you want to say?

Wife: Nothing! Just want your undivided attention.

Husband: For how long?

Wife: You want to spoil the mood again?

Husband: Sorry…I mean..ehmm, I just love you

Wife: Yes, that’s the spirit….


Husband:
 (thinking) I don enter today!

Wife: (Thinking) I don catch you today!

 

2 Comments

  1. Dr Chinyere December 4, 2018
    • PastorDunamis December 4, 2018

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