Husband/Wife Tango – You’ve Been Cheating On Me!
A conversation between Boo and Bae written by Pastor Dunamis Okunowo
Husband: Hey dear, you look so beautiful
Wife: Wow
Husband: You are the best
Wife: Uumh, tell me more
Husband: But I wish you can change
Wife: Hey, you spoilt it all
Husband: Wait now?
Wife: Ok, change what?
Husband: I wish you can still smile the way you used to smile when I first met you
Wife: I am smiling now
Husband: You were happy before
Wife: I have one wish as well
Husband: There you go, is it competition?
Wife: You said yours, let me say mine too
Husband: Ok, say it, but I already know what you want to say
Wife: That is the problem. How can you say you know, dear? Are you the Holy Spirit?
Husband: oh sorry, say it
Wife: I don’t feel like saying it again
Husband: Ah ah… oya feel now?
Wife: I can’t even remember what I want to say again.
Husband: Na wa o
Wife: You have spoilt the mood.
Husband: Lord deliver me
Wife: Yes, you need deliverance
Husband: You nko?
Wife: Yes! I remember what I want to say now
Husband: I am all ears
Wife: But you are pressing your phone
Husband: Let me quickly reply this text
Wife: Oh, that phone or whoever you are replying is more important than me?
Husband: Ah! Lord God Almighty
Wife: What concerns Lord God Almighty in all this one now?
Husband: I need help ni o
Wife: You really do. Very unromantic husband
Husband: Ah, you told me I am romantic o! Was that not one of the reasons you married me?
Wife: You USED to be romantic
Husband: It is still in the blood
Wife: It is not needed in your blood.
Husband: Okay, I promise to work on that
Wife: Too many promises
Husband: Now let me hear what you wanted to say
Wife: Emmm… I have forgotten it again. You just confuse me
Husband: Me confuse you? You are too much in love ni
Wife: With who?
Husband: Me now
Wife: I wish
Husband: So who are you in love with?
Wife: There is one man…
Husband: Yeh, see my life. Who is the man?
Wife: His name is…
Husband: So you have been cheating on me?
Wife: Yes
Husband: Okay, who is the man?
Wife: Jesus
Husband: You are not serious. I am in love with Jesus too
Wife: Yes I remember what I want to say now. Thank you Jesus
Husband: What is it?
Wife: You have not been spending time with me
Husband: That’s not true
Wife: Nothing but the truth
Husband: For example, I have spent three hours with you today
Wife: Me ke? No oh.
Husband: We’ve been sitting here together, dear
Wife: Yes we’ve been sitting here together, but you spent most time with your phone
Husband: It’s for us now…to make money for us
Wife: And while making the money, you lose your marriage in the process?
Husband: God forbid
Wife: You are losing me dear
Husband: Never, you are too precious
Wife: Prove it, talk is cheap
Husband: I will prove it
Wife: How? In your gadgets?
Husband: From today, there will be a rule
Wife: What rule?
Husband: When we are talking or we are together, no gadgets!
Wife: No football matches too
Husband: Ah, can’t i just check the scores?
Wife: You can check, I will give a two minute break in a one hour window
Husband: Jesu! Ok, I have heard o!
Wife: But you are still checking this phone!
Husband: I bind this phone…
Wife: No need to bind it, just switch it off
Husband: what if I have an important call?
Wife: No call is as important as our call. If it is important, the call will come again
Husband: ok, dear iPhone, you are dying for some time….
Wife: Good
Husband: So we can talk now? So what do you want to say?
Wife: Nothing! Just want your undivided attention.
Husband: For how long?
Wife: You want to spoil the mood again?
Husband: Sorry…I mean..ehmm, I just love you
Wife: Yes, that’s the spirit….
Husband: (thinking) I don enter today!
Wife: (Thinking) I don catch you today!
2 Responses
In as much as this cracked me up, the message is not lost on me. Humour does help a lot to navigate the difficult crevices of marriage. A couple that knows how to employ it effectively can not be torn apart by any major disagreement.
May our marriages be filled with laughter. Thanks Pastor Dunamis for the great work you do. Your consistency will distinguish and elevate you among kings
You are welcome, Doc!